WANTED: Someone to write my talk

Seriously, any takers?

I have to speak on Sunday. (Not in my own ward, so many of you will thankfully be spared the agony). I'm woefully lacking in inspiration here. Well, I shouldn't say that exactly. I have ideas, but when I start stringing them together I sound like a rambling lunatic. Not good.

So I think I'm going to quit for the night and finish tomorrow. You know when it is crunch time. Pressure. I work well under pressure...or maybe its just that I actually work under pressure...hmmm...