Borrowing the blog?
Chad wandered down to my office last night around 10:30 to make sure I was still alive. Before he left he paused to reach up and close the vent in the ceiling.
"What are you doing?"
"Closing the vent."
"Don't close the vent. I like it open."
"But you have your space heater on. I thought you were cold."
"I know I like the room to be really cold."
"But then you run the space heater?"
"Right, the space just around me is warm, but the room is really cold so I don't get too hot."
"Seriously?"
"Yes."
"That is so weird."
"Why is that weird? It's exactly like sleeping in a cold room with lots of blankets."
"No it's not. It's using two different electrical forces to cancel each other out."
"Not cancel each other. It's a symbiotic relationship."
"Can I borrow your blog?"
"Why?"
"Because you are saying crazy things right now and we should write it down."
"What are you doing?"
"Closing the vent."
"Don't close the vent. I like it open."
"But you have your space heater on. I thought you were cold."
"I know I like the room to be really cold."
"But then you run the space heater?"
"Right, the space just around me is warm, but the room is really cold so I don't get too hot."
"Seriously?"
"Yes."
"That is so weird."
"Why is that weird? It's exactly like sleeping in a cold room with lots of blankets."
"No it's not. It's using two different electrical forces to cancel each other out."
"Not cancel each other. It's a symbiotic relationship."
"Can I borrow your blog?"
"Why?"
"Because you are saying crazy things right now and we should write it down."
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