Clean Desk.

My desktop got a serious Clorox Wipe sponge bath today. Dust bunnies all over the world are in mourning. Dust bunny genocide. I'm so hardened to the horror in the world that I don't even feel bad.

No, no. Pay no attention to the piles of paper on the floor. I said clean DESKTOP, not clean OFFICE. You can have a clean desk or a clean floor, but you cannot have both.